What a man, what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man...or is he?

Look what a difference a good man can make in a woman's life:

Exhibit A: I give you Christina Aguilera-Bratman

Before she met a good man (namely her newly-wed husband, Jordan Bratman), she was all dirrrty and asslessly-chapped. If this isn't a cry for help, I don't know what is.

But look at her now! Girl has turned over a new leaf. She feels good about herself and she looks it. Thank you Jordan for restoring the sanity and self-esteem of a downward-spiralling songstress.

But be warned ladies, choosing the wrong man can bring just the opposite, a perilous turn for the worst.

Exhibit B:
Sure she may be doing better now, but that girl has gone on one loooong downward plunge since meeting Mr. K-Fed from which she is just now starting to recover.

Her career, her reputation, and perhaps worst of all, her fashion sense, has been all but ruined by that fateful union.