Good Hair

One thing I absolutely love about you is your hair--it's light and fluffy, brown (not black), and slightly wavy--you have my hair! Lately you've sprouted a whole bunch so you have a penumbra of downy little hairs all around your head.


You often look like you spent a lot of time on a salon-perfect blowout. Look at that amazing lift and volume!


I love your cute little duck-tail, which is quickly turning into a mullet. I know I'll have to cut it soon, but how can I chop off something so cute?