Look at this face.
Pure cuteness, right?
Who wouldn't want to cuddle wuddle wuddle with this little guy all day long?
And this cute playful human puppy.
You'd think it would be bliss to huggle snuggle this guy and nuzzle his little nose, right?
Totally wrong, oh-people-who-have-not-experienced-the-infuriating-annoyingness-of-my-kids.
Last night I went in to say goodnight to Judah and give him a goodnight hug. While I'm trying to hug him he is poking his finger in my ear. Continually. It's like he's digging for gold in there. I get super annoyed but try not to show it because the last thing I need is for my preschooler to get so upset it delays his bedtime by a good 5 - 10 min. Because bedtime is sacred. Do. Not. Mess. With. Bedtime (aka, Freeeeeeeeedom).
I get away diplomatically and then go to put Noah to bed. My little guy likes to cuddle right before crawling in his crib for the night and I'm always more than happy to comply. He has not yet figured out how to annoy the crap out of me by messing with my bodily integrity...until that night. While I'm trying to hug him he is picking my nose. Continually. And giggling like mad.
I've decided that from now on, they can just cuddle each other.
And I will just soak in the cuteness vicariously. From a safe, non-pickable distance.