Saturday, February 28, 2015

Mommy Pub

One day I will write about how and why being a mom of babies/young kids is SO FREAKING HARD. But until then, dear child-less readers and older readers who may have forgotten, just take my word for it.

I have never pondered and truly appreciated the therapeutic mellowing effects of a glass of wine UNTIL I had kids, but now, its like a sweet nectar of the gods - restorative, heart-rate stabilizing, courage buttressing, sweet sweet goodness.

Which kinda makes me want to open up a chain of pubs devoted solely to the beleaguered mom crowd - an after the kids' bedtime come and unwind kinda place.

And I've already thought of the perfect name - The Furrowed Brow.

And the name of a regular cover band playing live music would be - Nipple Confusion (which I totally stole from one of the best unwatched movies of the decade, Young Adult).


Kate Sherwood said...

Love The Furrowed Brow!

Alice in Wonderland said...

Right?! Inspiration always strikes when I'm washing my endless mound of dishes.

CP said...

I'd totally be a regular!!!

Tammy said...

The Furrowed Brow is a great name! Young Adult was hilarious!