I discovered Noah can rhyme today.
Me: Let's read cat in the hat!
Noah: Cat and hat rhyme mommy.
Me: WHAT?!?! You know what rhyming is?!
Me: Does dog and frog rhyme?
Me: Does feet and broccoli rhyme?
Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO RHYME?
Noah [points at me]
Me: No I didn't!
Me: Wow, I think you're smarter than Judah. Shhhh, don't tell him.