Yesterday Judah said "F*ck you" and showed me the middle-finger.
He learned it from his friend at school and didn't know what it meant.
I proffered a kinda lame explanation but it was the best I could do. I just said it means I really really really really hate you.
And Judah responded, well, then, can I say F*ck you Satan?
Uh...your dad can explain it to you.
Later on that day Judah found his old notebook from preschool. He loved his preschool with all his heart and flipped through the pages fondly. But then he started picking off all the hearts he had pasted on the cover as decoration.
When we asked why, he explained that he was drawing a picture in class today and drew lots of hearts on it. A classmate came over and laughed at it and told him hearts are stupid.
|Typical Judah drawing - abounding in hearts.|
As the mom of a son who has drawn "hearts for love" as soon as he could hold a crayon, I died a little inside.
Thank you kindergarten.