Last week I took the kids to the pool. Noah saw a hot tub for the first time and asked about it.
Me: That's a hot tub Noah. It's hot. Don't go in there. It's not for kids.
Noah: Oh, hot tub. For hot dogs.
Me: Uh...yeah... Let's just go to the kiddie pool.
Noah: Kiddie pool for cats!
Toddler logic at it's finest!