Today, as I was changing your diaper on the couch, as your little butt was completely exposed to the open air, you let out a big poop--all over me and the couch!
After getting over my shock and horror, we washed you up and tried to undo the poopy damage. As gross as it was, it made me feel part of the club--the elite "watch out when you change his diapers" club (or as Capt. Ahab might say--Thar she blows! Down below!)