For the Ol' Virtual Scrapbook

Today Judah blew my mind by saying/doing the following random acts:

Judah: Lift your belly, I want see dai-dai!
Me: Okay, here you go.
Judah: Dai-dai, I love you!  My neck hurts, dai-dai, kiss it!
[Judah pushes his neck towards my belly-button.]
Judah: Ah, feel better.

What the heck?!

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[Judah eats an orange slice by holding it in both hands and sucking in the middle.]
Judah: Look mommy, I eat it like a watermelon.

What?!  You know about similes?!