Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Two Rights Don't Make a Right

****Warning: This post is rated VS for "very superficial."****

How did Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, two very attractive people, end up with deformed looking kids? To wit:

Daughter: Rumer Willis (aka Butterface)

Another unfortunate daughter: Tallulah Belle Willis (that name's ironic)

Life can be so "unfair." It's as if some awful genetic expression happened because Demi and Bruce are actually long-lost half-siblings. But seriously, what happened?!


Tammy said...

Dude, those are two unfortunate looking girls. But they're rich, so in the end, they probably still got the long end of the stick.

Alice in Wonderland said...

Your comment raises a more interesting "lottery" question. Would you rather be beautiful or rich?

Tammy said...

That's a tough one....I'm thinking rich because beauty fades anyway. But then, is any amount of money worth being as ugly as Tori Spelling?

Alice in Wonderland said...

Yeah. Poor Tori. I love her, I really do. She's really down-to-earth...but the fug.

Sarah Jessica Parker is another fugly I love. Oh, and Sandra Oh, I love her too.

Beckett Amelia Hughes said...

perez hilton calls Rumer Willis "potato head". I agree with him whole heartedly. I can only stare at her with my head titled to the side and one eye in a squint. She looks normal when i do that, it just takes little bit of effort on my part.

Poor Potato head.