Judah's Prayers

Me: Do you want to pray Judah?
Judah: Yeah!  Pray!
Me: Close your eyes and fold your hands.  Dear God...
Judah: Dear God...
Me: Thank you for my toys...
Judah: Thank you for my toys...
Me: and my choo-choos...
Judah: and my choo-choos...
Me: In Jesus' name
Judah: In Jesus' name
Me: Amen.
Judah: Amen!

Judah: Again!

Me: Okay...Dear God...
Judah: Dear God...
Me: Thank you for daddy
Judah: Thank you for daddy...and mommy, and Delia, and Naty, and Cello...
[Trust me, these are real people, long story.]
Me: In Jesus' name...
Judah: Amen!

Judah: Again!

Me: Okay, last time...Dear God...
Judah: Dear God...
Me: Help me...
Judah: Help me...
Me: Be a good boy.
Judah: *total silence*

Me: So, you don't want to be a good boy huh?