Valentine Schmalentine

I love you.

Those are probably the three most welcome words in all the English language. Can't you just hear it now in the soundtrack of your mind, that song that goes "What the world, needs now, is love, sweet love. It's the only thing, that there's just, not enough of." Everyone, join in. You know the words...

But sometimes I'd rather hear another set of three-little-words, like:
Deep tissue massage, or
Month long vacation, or better yet,
Super-Lotto Winner!!!!